Story by lilacgiraffe
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When you woke up, you were in a warm bed, covered in fur blankets. You snuggle deeper into the blankets and close your eyes. “Wait, wait,” you mutter, opening your eyes, “this isn’t right.” You sit up in the bed. Looking around, you notice the bright reds and golds in the room. “Seriously?” you groan, flinging the covers off of you and throw your legs over the side, “I have some random guy in my house that can make it snow and then I get kidnapped? Oh, not to mention the sexual harassment and the teasing.” you mutter, “You know, my mother always told me not to let strangers into your house but no...” you walk towards the door, “I had to let a freaking magical being into my home!” you grunt, trying to pull the door open. “And... the doors locked,” you put your back against the door, “can this get any worse?” you shout to the ceiling as the lights go off.
“Are you freaking kidding me?” you shout in response, sliding to the floor, “That wasn’t a challenge.” you sob.
“(Y/n)?” a Russian accented voice calls out. You freeze, just wanting whoever it is to leave you alone. You hear the door unlock and you crawl away from the door, huddling against the bed. The door opens and you squeeze your eyes shut.
“There you are,” a familiar voice says softly. Footsteps towards where you sit. You peak from under your bangs were a little gold man is looking at you kindly. His soft glow comforts you and you relax your muscles. Very slowly, the little man hugs you. Though you normally shy away from hugging strangers, this one made you feel very warm, like a teddy bear.
“He’s trying to say sorry.” Jack whispers.
You push the gold man slightly away, “Sorry for what?”
Then, there was the shape of you sleeping made of gold dust above his head. “He’s the Sandman.” the Russian voice says. You look in the gold eyes of the Sandman.
“It’s ok.” you smile and he grins back, giving you a tight, quick hug and walking back towards where Jack and an odd assortment of people were. “Uh...” you look around at the people. A tall, white-bearded man in a large red coat and a fur hat, a woman that looks like a hummingbird, and a rather large rabbit. “Where am I?”
The man in the red coat stepped forward. “You’re in the North Pole.” he chuckles, “I am North or ‘Santa Claus’, to you, this,” he touches the angry rabbit, “is the Easter Bunny,”
“Call me ‘Bunnymund’.” he says in an Australian accent.
“This is the Tooth Fairy,” the hummingbird woman nods politely. “And you know Jack and Sandman.” North chuckles.
“Um,” Tooth blushes and you look at her, “I just wanted to say that,” she stumbles over her words, “your teeth were always beautiful.”
“Oh!” you blush as well, “Thank you.”
“Well,” Jack yawns, “time to go.” he picks you up and throws you over his shoulder, causing you to protest, “It was nice to see you guys again but next time, don’t kidnap my girlfriend. As Jack shoves past the group of people in the doorway, you’re snatched from him by the bunny.
“Jack,” North scolds as Bunnymund holds you tightly to his soft chest, “we need you to help us.” You feel your eyes begin to slide shut again and you try to fight it, failing miserably.
Bunnymund feels you slump against you and he walks you over to the bed. “You were so good at egg hunts as a little girl,” he murmurs, tucking you in, “but you always re-hid my eggs in easier places for the younger children.” he kisses your forehead, “Such a nice little girl,” he says a little louder, “and she’s stuck with you.” he said bitterly at Jack.
“What do you mean, ‘stuck with’? She chose to let me in!” Jack objected.
“Because she’s compassionate.” North said under his breath. “As a girl, she always shared her presents and made presents for me.” he smiles, “Actually, even though she doesn’t put up a tree for me, every Christmas she leaves a present for me and carrots for the reindeer.” He looks at Jack with fire in his eyes, “She would leave cocoa for you on the first day of winter! This girl would make a better guardian than you!”
“Is that so?” Jack yells back, ice clashing with fire. Tooth and Sandy backed towards you, wanting to stay out of it. Trying to protect you, Sandman gives you a dream of everything you ever wanted.
“Bunny!” Tooth calls out, getting the Aussie's attention, “Get her out of here.” she shouted above the war between Jack and North. Bunnymund nods, grabbing you and pounding his foot to the ground, getting the attention from North but not Jack. As the portal closes, North smirks.
“Looks like your girl left.” he says, walking out of the room, leaving Jack to run to the empty bed. Slowly, the other two in the room walk out
To the Bunny!!
Bunnymund places you in your bed. "I'll miss you, (Y/n). Sweet dreams." he whispers, leaving to go back to join the Guardians. When he left, an evil chuckle escaped from the shadows.